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There was this guy who had a wooden eye and he was very self conscious of his condition. He hardly went out and shunned the public as much as he could. Well, one day, his friend talked him into going to a dance and reluctantly he went along. He tried to stay in the dark lighting afraid to be ridiculed for his deformity and feeling sad that he had no one with whom to dance.
Then he spotted a girl across the dance floor, who was also hiding, with a pronounced hairlip. He thought to himself that he might be able to dance with this girl. She would be sympathetic to his wooden eye.
He approached her and said, "Would you like to dance?"
She responded excitedly "Would I? Would I?"
Angrily he said, "Wood Eye?! Wood eye?! Hairlip, Hairlip!"
Then he spotted a girl across the dance floor, who was also hiding, with a pronounced hairlip. He thought to himself that he might be able to dance with this girl. She would be sympathetic to his wooden eye.
He approached her and said, "Would you like to dance?"
She responded excitedly "Would I? Would I?"
Angrily he said, "Wood Eye?! Wood eye?! Hairlip, Hairlip!"
