work poops!

finally - an advice column to save us from the dreaded work poop!!!

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haha, good stuff

lol wow I didn't think it was that big of a deal. LOL

I freaking hate work poops! and this article had me rolling because so many things ring true!

lmao, the comments are even better than the story. Which makes a good point and I think I will try and add a poll (not even sure if this forum has polls)

and by the way, I'm a stander

Good grief...

I'm trying to understand how you can even wipe while standing up without just smearing crap all over your ass, unless you're prying your cheeks open with the other hand.

FireSnake wrote:I'm trying to understand how you can even wipe while standing up without just smearing crap all over your ass, unless you're prying your cheeks open with the other hand.

bingo!!! though I'm a slender guy so my ass ain't that big

That really sounds a lot harder than just keep sitting down and allowing that natural spread and all you have to do is use one hand.

well how do you get your hand under your ass while sitting, I'm not a big guy but even my ass covers the entire seat....and what if you misjudge the depth by a little, then your hand ends up in the toilet bowl water...ewwwwwwwwww

and who is the other person that votes stander? We are all family here, let it all hang out.

Why o why did I come back to this thread!!?


I did not vote btw

i stand... boom.